Monday, February 14, 2005

Happy F'in Valentine's Day

happy valentine's day, everyone.

now that i got that out of the way, here's my rant:

i had possibly the two WORST bus drivers in the history of the MBTA this morning. as a result, i was 20 minutes late to work. the first bus driver drove as slow as humanly possible, yet still felt the need to slam on the breaks when approaching a stop. seriously, he was driving so slow that the passengers could have just hopped on or off with ease if he'd just opened the doors.

the second driver drove like a bat out of hell. he, too, slammed on the breaks when approaching stops. the thing about this guy though was that he got some sort of enjoyment out of tailgating other buses and cars. he also drove right past a woman who was waving frantically for him to stop and let her on. what an asshole. i knew he'd be a dick when i boarded the bus, since he looked like dale ernhardt, and i don't trust people who look like/act like NASCAR drivers.

then when i get to my office, i notice that someone stole my smoothie out of the fridge. i brought it in yesterday so i could have it for breakfast this morning. i'm pissed! i mean, WTF? no one else was here, so i'm going to blame it on the cleaning staff or any of the nosy scientists here. because i can. and i'm pissed. ARGH!

and to top it all off, i'm wearing a skirt today. a skirt that has decided to ride up with every little move. a skirt that is so full of static, all the dryer sheets in the world wouldn't help it.

i just hope today goes by fast. i'm already sick of being here.


fluffy said...

i think that some bus drivers and co-workers are loveless this valentine's day.

Honey Bunny said...

yes, that seems about right. that's too bad. life is always better with a little lovin' :)

fluffy said...

speaking of which...HAPPY VAL DAY!