Thursday, June 30, 2005

Goddamn Bra!

i swear, if i ever get my hands on the man who designs the bras i buy, i'm going to kick him in the nuts and then strap them in, using nylon, lace, wire, and plastic that pokes, pinches, and digs, JUST so he can understand the pain i'm going through. oh, and then i'm going to demand he give me $35, because that's what i forked over for this torture device.

an uncomfortable bra makes for a completley pissed off and bitchy jeanne.

3 comments:

sarcastic journalist said...

Since I got pregnant the first time, I can only wear bras without underwire. Yeah and I have a D cup.

Hopefully they won't sag to my knees!!!

I hate bras too. they suck.

Honey Bunny said...

i should just not wear underwires, either. but the lure of the pretty colors and prints is too much to resist!

i want to be either self employed or magically become wealthy beyond my dreams. that way i can do my work braless and no one will care.

Spurious Plum said...

What kind are they, if you don't mind my asking? I'm in the market for bra shoppin' and I wanna know which ones to avoid....