If someone somewhere is giving something away for free, every nutjob and unwashed citizen will come out of the woodwork in order to get a piece of the pie.
It's not even 10am and already I've been faced with 20+ crazies who need me to check to see if their Macy's gift card is the OMG! WINNER!
It's so bizarre. Slap a red star on the outside of a building and suddenly it's like a brand new never-before-seen department store. Earth to you: it's the same crap on the inside as yesterday. And it will be the same crap housed here tomorrow, too.
I've never hated retail more than I do today. It could also be the fact that I had to catch the frickin 7:30am bus in order to get here on time. I'm NOT a morning person.
Is it 4pm yet? Kill me now.
1 comment:
What fun! Keep it up and in 30 more years you'll catch up with me. You won't be pleased then, either! Enjoy your blog, though!
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