Theater Jerk

Theater Jerk
Originally uploaded by thehoneybunny.

That blur you see on the left is of a complete jerk who yelled at us for sitting one row, four seats in front of him at the Uptown theater last night. As soon as we sat down he yelled "THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE!" He went on to rant about how he can't believe that we (who he called "Nuts!") had the gall to choose where we decided to sit. He said "This whole place is Fucking EMPTY and you have to sit right in front of us??" For the record, the place was not empty in the least and moreover, WE CAN SIT WHERE WE WANT! He kept yelling at me saying that we should move and I kept saying "you're so rude! we can sit where we want!". Finally, he and his wife moved over TWO SEATS! Can you believe that? He bitched and moaned through all the previews and then all he did was move over two seats. He kept making it a point to laugh obnoxiously loud, too. And at one point they were both chomping on their popcorn with their mouths opened. They sounded like they were raised in a barn by heathens. The killer thing, though, was this guy was old enough to be my grandfather. If i ever heard those words out of my grandfather's mouth I would be shocked. Man, some old people sure are rude.