Tuesday, June 07, 2005

That's NOT Hot.

i'm repulsed by the Paris Hilton Carl's Jr commercial. not only is she gross and nasty, but the commercial makes no sense. she's washing a car for 28 of the 30 seconds. the other two seconds she's holding a burger and she barely bites it. we all know if she didn't ingest any of that burger during the making of this commercial. i mean, really. she says it's "juicy and tasty", but you know she didn't taste it. from what i've heard, too, cocaine dulls your sense of taste, so i'm sure she wouldn't have been able to taste it if she tried. she's all over a car for gods sake. how is that supposed to sell burgers? and who in their right mind would shell out $6 for that, anyway? i'm glad there are no Carl's Jr's here in MA or i'd be boycotting them just like i am with McDonalds.

sorry, paris. you're NOT hot.

through the whole thing i kept thinking "i hope she got a yeast infection from that tight bathing suit and all that soap".

5 comments:

fluffy said...

it is kind of odd to use someone who doesnt eat ANYTHING to try and sell food. would make more sense to use like Larry the Cable Guy or sumthin.

Honey Bunny said...

ha! i know. so bizarre.

i now associate Carl's Jr with skanky coke whores.

halloweenlover said...

ACK! Yeast infection from tight bathing suit! HA HA HA HA HA! Where did you see this commercial anyway?

We had carl's jr. in california and I used to eat it, until one day a friend picked up the nutritional content menu and the regular hamburger had something absurd like 74 grams of fat. I AM NOT KIDDING. It was basically your nutritional content for the week. Blech.

Honey Bunny said...

i just searched google for the commercial. i posted it (points up). did you watch it?

paris hilton wouldn't be anything if she didn't have a famous last name. that's what makes me ill. she's skanky.

halloweenlover said...

Hey! I tagged you for a musical meme on my blog!