Thursday, September 08, 2005

Hello God, It's Me Jeanne

Me: hi god.
God: What's your name?
Me: jeanne
God: I'm very pleased to meet you, jeanne.
Me: nice to meet you, too.
God: What's your question?
Me: will i have a long, happy life with phillip?
God: Maybe when you're older.
Me: but i'm almost 30!
God: You are too old for me.
Me: that's not very nice, god.
God: Please correct my mistake.
Me: ok, i forgive you.
God: :-) Thanks, jeanne. Hurrah!
Me: were you at the club last night?
God: No I was not.
Me: are you sure?
God: I'm as sure as I can be.
Me: that's too bad. it was a fun night.
God: Very interesting.
Me: maybe you can make it next week?
God: Perhaps. No, I don't think I can do it.
Me: are you busy?
God: Just doing my job.
Me: are you watching over the goth kids?
God: No what are they doing right now?
Me: probably listening to Christian Death and writing suicidal poetry.
Me: they are lame.
God: Lame are they.
Me: i'm glad you agree.
God: You make the world a happier place.
Me: thank you, god! that makes me smile!
God: You are quite welcome. God RULES! :-)"

my conversation with god:
pretty funny stuff, huh?


fluffy said...

kinda off topic, but i saw your fella biking down harvard ave this afternoon. i thought about yelling to him, but then i realized hed have no idea who i was, and i didnt want to freak him out. boston drivers are scary enough without having someone distract you while you are riding a bike.

Honey Bunny said...

hey fluffy-

yep, he went to urban renewal to look for spiffy black clothing. he didn't see anything he liked :(

i miss allston sometimes...

some girl said...

Don't miss Allston, really, I am a month closer to getting out.

I just spoke with God, and I am about to post it to my blog. I am going to credit you with my incredible feelings of joy and peace.