Wednesday, April 26, 2006

The Tappen

I got this letter from my colon today:

    Dear Jeanne:

    I would appreciate it if you stopped stuffing your face with the curds Lisa gave you Easter Sunday. Tongue relayed the message that they are indeed tasty (I'm not disputing that), but you eat them every day! I'm backed up here and can't see the light at the end of the, well, you know what I mean.

    Seriously, ease up on the cheese, will ya?



Meh. He's right. I gotta curb my love for the curd.


Joshua said...

Wow, that's just gross.

Something dirty said...

Super gross! But funny. maybe Colon would be happy if you introduced him to some handsome whole grain bread.