Thursday, September 14, 2006

Season Premier

Dear Internet,

I hope you won't spoil things for me. You see, we're taping tonight's
first episode of the new season of "Survivor". We won't be watching it
until 10pm. So, please, don't wreck things, ok? "Survivor" and "The
Amazing Race" are the only two TV shows we look forward to, and I'm
NOT going to put up with people spoiling it for us. Got it? Good.

Your hyper-sensitive friend,


1 comment:

Ron Southern said...

I'd give you my ticket to see Survivor for free, maybe pay you a nickel besides.