Please...Cut Me Some Slack, Almanac!

i don't know how many of you believe in the farmer's almanac when it comes to weather forecasting, but it was right on when it came to my wedding. it said it was going to rain for about 5 days and then clear after sundown on october 15. and that's what happened.

i just checked the almanac and here's what they tell me for the days leading up to and during our big move to minneapolis:

January 20th-23rd. Major storm along the Atlantic Coast. 24th-27th. Snow.

seriously, this cannot happen. it CAN'T. i don't know what i'll do if there's a blizzard that prevents us from loading up our stuff and sending it on its way. i'll have a stroke and be dead before i turn 31.

goddamn farmers.